Time is Making Fools of Us Again

itoilsswords:

shutupaubrey:

someone’s job is to sit there and write clean lyrics to raunchy songs for kidz bop

walk up in the club like what up i got a big heart

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mirrortraffic:

NEW DEVELOPMENTS

apparently my mom is not even home

and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service

I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES

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221boners:

I SWEAR TO GOD WHEN THIS FANDOM IS NOT ON DRUGS IT MAKES SOME OF THE BEST GIFSETS

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the-eleventh-blog:

meanwhile in britain

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terra-mater:

15 amazing things in nature you won’t believe actually exist

Source

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confusedtree:

utopia-shangrila:

confusedtree:

In French, you don’t say “hello”, you say “bonjour”. I love that. That’s a totally different word. French people are fucking idiots.

Of course it’s a different word, it’s a different language AND a different culture. What would you expect? American people are fucking morons.

SURPRISE

HAHAHAHA

KNOW YOUR ENEMY, FUCKTRUCK

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anglosexualsunited:

i like where this man’s priorities lie

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